What happened yesterday

i nearly pooped myself at work yesterday and i never put it on here. so if you need a laugh here it is.

i was at work and someone had put the cleaning floor machineĀ in the wrong place in my department and i could not get to the bin. so i thought what i would do it push it out the way. i got hold of the handles not realizing that someone had left it on. the handles moved forward and i went flying like it was a fast hoover. i let go of it and it stopped next to a crate what was holding 20 BOXERS OF WINE. omg just think if i didn’t let go i would of ran into it and smashed the wine. besst part is when i moved the handles to go back i nearly ran myself over….. never going near that thing again lol.