omg lol

i was cleaning outside work yesterday minding my own business when i saw something odd. i am being honest but i thought i found a sex toy in a bush :O. soon as i pulled it out with the litter picker i soon found out it was just a sponge lol.


need advise

i have been wanted to write about this for abit but have been putting it off because I’m abit embarrassed to talk about it BUT I just do not know what to do about it anymore.

for about 3weeks now my son keeps pooing himself. I think he’s doing it attention because he does it when I’m on the loo, bath when he’s gone to bed, on the phone, watching YouTube on laptop when he’s on the xbox and he has done it walking home from school. tonight I sat him down and  I asked him why he keeps doing this but he won’t tell me…its got to a point now that I have told him if he does not stop this I might not take him to comic con and that did hit him. he’s been having probs at school this week so he is banned from playing his games… thinking about going to the doctors but I don’t think they will even help.

smelly :|

woke up at 5am feeling awake but only because this muppet went to sleep at 8pm and also left the flat lights on (arrr money lol).

i went to work and did what i had to do hmmm change that i had to clean the fish fridge. After work i had to go pick up liam from my mothers (school holiday week) and my mum’s face when she walked up to me lol . i told her what I’ve been doing this morning and she says yep you smell :O lol.

phone down the chair lol wtf

I lost my dvd remote for a month now so thought it was about time i try and find it. That meant i had to put my hand down the chairs. anyone with children will stick up with me when i say this but its not nice putting your hand down the chair because you never no what they have put down there lol. After putting my hand down the chair i felt something and i thought yay i found it. I pulled it out and nope not the remote but a phone.


First thing i did was send a message on facebook to my boyfriend (yes i’m seeing someone) and ask him if he has lost his phone but nope its not his. So i had to post a photo and ask my family if it was any of there’s but nope. only person it can be is its my ex so its been binned lol. If anyone wants to know it was broken i tried to put power into it and it came up as a sad face of death.

need to chill :(

its Monday and back at work after having the weekend off. no-one had been in since Saturday morning and also there was no ordering for the department because i was not in so there are some peed off people but sorry i need time off to 🙂 . spent nearly 3hours cleaning the loos,bins , bog rolls (most of them empty) and shop floor.

liam back into school tomorrow and i think i might just sleep half the day saying that i have not slept well in some time.

i went out on Saturday night and got home at 4am. Not the best night out i have had and i have a funny feeling it could be my last night out. can’t stand people who used to by my friend but now just slags me off to people.