wow i had a fun morning. i was woken up to the tv on sound 40 thanks to my son who does not know how to use the sky remote. i looked at my phone and OMG MY ALARM DID NOT GO OFF AT 7AM. it was 8:15am and we had 10mins to get ready and go to school what is a 20min walk :O. i became wonder woman. thank god for cereal bars and small juice cartons. when we was walking to school i clicked on that i have not taken off the night mask what i wear to clean my face at night :O. i asked my son why he did not say anything and he said it was funny :O lol (thank god no one saw me). we got to school at 8:50am and i notice liam had a stain on his jumper but soon as i told his helper about this morning she was cool and said don’t worry we all have mornings like this.

when i was walking home i got a random text saying i got you kitten food…. i sent a text back saying cool thankyou and i got a text back saying when your home text me. thing is i just got a new phone and have not put everyone’s numbers in it yet so i’m looking at my phone thinking WHO THE DUCK IS THIS lmao. soon as i got home i texted and said i’m home. i had to keep a eye out my window and it was my sister. we had a right laugh after because she said who did you think it was gonna be lol.

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slave girl lol

this happened to me on thursday but forgot to tell you :O .

i was cleaning the petrol pumps at work when i heard a guy shouting lady. i turned around and saw a very posh guy and sports car. the guy asked me if i could pump his gas :O. i said sorry i’m just the cleaner and the guy who was using the pump next to me said and its also 2017 so do it yourself…

O_O

omg

don’ t you just love it when your child says something and it makes you feel like your slowly melting into the chair your sitting in. on Wednesday we was at the doctors. she was running 20mins late and my son can’t sit still more then 5mins without doing or saying something. a big lady left one of the rooms and Liam shouts HEY MUM LOOK AT THAT FAT LADY. I just felt my body melting. I told him that it was rude to say that and everyone is different but Liam said yer but she’s fat.

(O_O) I didn’t know where to hide my face.